Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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