Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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