I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.