So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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