I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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