I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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