We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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