a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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