I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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