plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize