I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Bring me that man meat