K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...