:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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