I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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