I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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