Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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