we have officially lost it.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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