He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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