i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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