it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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