She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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