ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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