He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize