If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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