Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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