oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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