In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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