Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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