That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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