5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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