On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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