there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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