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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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