Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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