Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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