There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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