I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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