ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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