Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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