This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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