You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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