what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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