For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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