idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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