And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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