I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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