Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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