Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
farters have to be the big spoon...
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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