he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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