it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I faked an abortion last night.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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