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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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