I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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